What if you woke up every morning to a Lou Reed soundtrack and every afternoon you ate papaya salad?
What if a photographer followed you around every day and took a photo every time you drank coffee or wiped snot with your hand?
I want to live in the cat ranch in Whiskers (the holistic pet care store on E. 9th). Did you know they make bubbles for cats with catnip in the bubbles? Granola just collapsed from a catnip high. Do I talk about the cats too much?